Death by Planning - The Daily Software Anti-Pattern

Death by Planning is... exactly what it sounds like. So how do we stop it? We build the damn thing!

God Objects

God Objects in software development occur when a single class either knows too much or does too much. The solution? Smite them.

Stovepipe Enterprise - The Daily Software Anti-Pattern

A stovepipe enterprise is a company whose teams are so separate that their systems are incompatible. The solution? Introduce a benevolent dictator.

Lava Flow - The Daily Software Anti-Pattern

Lava Flow happens when code which works is kept in a system despite no one knowing what it does. So how do you get rid of it?

Reinventing the Square Wheel - The Daily Software Anti-Pattern

Ever tried to recreate a working system and failed miserably? So have I! Come learn about reinventing the square wheel and how a paradoxical theologian provided a solution for it.