Big Ball of Mud - The Daily Software Anti-Pattern

A Big Ball of Mud happens when a system has no architecture. The solution is planning, or in particularly bad cases, a firehose.

Cargo Cult Programming - The Daily Software Anti-Pattern

Cargo-Cult Programming occurs when devs use code, which makes their system work, but do not understand why.

Death by Planning - The Daily Software Anti-Pattern

Death by Planning is... exactly what it sounds like. So how do we stop it? We build the damn thing!

God Objects

God Objects in software development occur when a single class either knows too much or does too much. The solution? Smite them.

Stovepipe Enterprise - The Daily Software Anti-Pattern

A stovepipe enterprise is a company whose teams are so separate that their systems are incompatible. The solution? Introduce a benevolent dictator.