Getting RabbitMQ Installed on a Windows Machine

We're looking at using RabbitMQ [https://www.rabbitmq.com/] as a messaging queue for our new big service application, and I (as the lead developer [http://www.exceptionnotfound.net/being-a-better-lead-developer/]) have been charged with getting this installed and running on my Windows machine. I'm writing this mostly so I can