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My Obviously Perfect Code: An Attention-Seeking Post Title

Bombastic opening statement about the strength of the glorious code you're about to read. Further explanation that clearly you haven't seen anything as good as this yet. Unimportant and overlong diatribe explaining why this forthcoming code snippet is critical to the world at large, including meaningless attempt at invoking "think of the children." Bluntly state that my fellow bloggers have it all wrong, that only I have the true solution. Immediately try to roll back that statement with... Read more >